Intro ( G5 , B5 , A5 , G5 ) A5 I guess it's something in my brain D5 G5 D5 E5 I need whiskey to ease the pain C5 But it's early in the morning D5 G5 B5 A5 G5 and I'm feeling bad again C5 But if you ever loved me D5 G5 D5 E5 you'll go easy on me now A5 Fix me up a cup of coffee D5 and in a while I'll come around A5 I think I'll spend the dogfood money D5 G5 D5 E5 but he'll love me just the same C5 But if you really love me baby D5 G5 B5 A5 G5 Help me scrape the mucus off my brain It's a shame when morning hurts, I've seen bad and I've seen worse it's the nature of my being I took some money from your purse Now a Frenchman loves to party and I know he's not to blame But the way you're lookin' at me baby I just can't help but feel the shame I think I'll spend the dogfood money but he'll love me just the same But if you really love me baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain But if you really love me baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain