E5        C5            G5            A5            C5      B5
   Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
E5            C5      G5       A5            C5           B5
   Just don't feel like going to work - I think I'll call my boss then I'm
A5  B5        C5     D5          A5
   Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
B5          C5       D5
Swear I've got some strange disease
A5           B5       C5         D5
What's that little twerp gonna say?  Hey...

(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)
E5    C5 C5      G5                  A5
        I'm callin' in sick today
E5    C5 C5  G5              A5
        Callin' in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp

I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"

I could sit and count my hair

I could burp my Tupperware

I'm not busy now anyway.   Hey..........

(Chorus)
E5    C5 C5      G5                  A5
        I'm callin' in sick today
E5    C5 C5  G5              A5
        Callin' in sick today
E5    C5 C5  G5                    A5
        Ain't going to work, no way
E5    C5 C5  G5              A5            G5
        Callin' in sick today

(Bridge) - (same as chorus)
B5      A5  B5               A5
  I can do anything I want to
B5   A5    B5    A5
  I am invincible now
B5    A5          B5        A5
     I'm on fire, baby
      B5                        D5
  I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world?
      E5
  I'm alive!

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint

When I'm sick of takin' abuse

I just make up some lame excuse

Freedom's just seven digits away.  Hey...

(Chorus)
E5    C5 C5      G5                  A5
        I'm callin' in sick today
E5    C5 C5  G5              A5
        Callin' in sick today
E5    C5 C5  G5                          A5
        Ain't going to work, no way
E5    C5 C5  G5                  A5            G5
        Callin' in sick today
B5   B5 B5

A5 A5 A5 G5 G5 F#5 D5 E5 (hold on E5 )


Little Riff they play in the chorus
E | ------------------------------------ | 
B | -------0-0-------------------------- | 
G | ---0-2-----2-0----0----------------- | 
D | -2-------------2-----2-2------------ | 
A | ------------------------------------ | 
E | ------------------------------------ |