Intro

    A5   or


    PM
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E | -------------------------------- | 
B | -------------------------------- | 
G | -------------------------------- | 
D | -------------------------------- | 
A | -7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 | 
E | -5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0 | 

Verse 1 (power chords/5ths palm muted)

A5       D5                 A5

You, you think you're such a badass 
    D5                  A5__________________
You think you're such a rough neck 
     F#5    E5      D5           F#5                  E5          A5            
Well I saw you outside eating truffles with you're moms on the patio 
A5       D5                  A5     
Well, I think it's really sad though 
     D5                       A5
And tell you're girl to quit buggin' me 
      F#5    E5     D5             F#5        E5
Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick in the bathroom 
       A5          F#5          A5
Of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band 

Chorus 
          A5               D5            A5                D5       E5
When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win 
          A5               D5            A5                D5       E5
When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win 

A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5

Verse 2

A5       D5             A5        D5          A5    
Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno 
    F#5    E5          D5          F#5            E5          A5
But I get more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime 
       D5             A5
You're steppin' on a land mine 
      D5           A5 
Your gonna shoot your eye out 
F#5           E5              D5           F#5                A5               
I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on with your momma in the 
F#5           E5               D5               F#5            A5
clogs and the skirt, Wouldn't fuck her for my country with a flag on her 
F#5        A5          
face and a stolen dick 

Chorus 
          A5               D5            A5                D5       E5
When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win 
          A5               D5            A5                D5       F#5
When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win  

Bridge

D5 F#5 A5 D5 F#5 A5 D5 F#5 A5 B5 D5


Verse 3

A5        D5                  A5
You, you think you're still a bad ass 
    D5                    A5
You think you're still a rough neck 
      F#5       E5       D5
Well let's take this outside