G
tonight I'm an alley cat yeah,
C
more afraid of you than you are of me
G
but if you leave some food out on the porch,
C
I might stay till there's nothing left to eat
D                    C
I could sit alone in a lunch room in high school
D                            C
if I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in ashville

G
G
Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
C
has a hole as big as the one in my pocket
G
I mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest
C
but hell, you kiss like a rocket
D                      C
I'd be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom
D                                C
if I wasn't a 20 year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom 

G