standard tuning


I wanna be a 

A5                 C5                   G5               D5    
field day for the Sundays so they can     fuck up my life

A5                 C5                   G5                 D5   
Embarrass   my  wife,                   and leave a bad taste


That 

A5                          C5                  E5            
striped toothpaste can't remove on  Monday   mornings

E5
I wanna be a target for the dailies so they can show

E5
Pictures of me with a nude on page three, so lacking in taste

A5                          C5                         G5 
Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as Monday morning

A5                          C5                         G5 
Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as Monday morning


That's it.