------------------------------------------------------------------------ TAINTED MEAT - Stza Crack ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A happy christmas carol to sing at church Standard tuning: E A D G B e Chords used: G: 355433 F#: 244322 C: x32010 Em: 022000 F: 133211 A: 577655 G F# Santa loves the taste of fetid flesh C Em F Rotting meats his favorite dish G F# Like how the natives were killed by whites C Em F Some tainted meat on a winters night G A I travel down through history Em C The crucifix is a christmas tree G A Jesus whispers in my ear Em C Says the words I long to hear Em C Santa loves tainted meat Em C And he kills what he eats G F# And in time christ came to say C Em F God never liked me anyway G F# So I shacked with mrs claus C Em F Then I bled to great applause G A Crucified me easter day Em The bunnies came C The children played G And mrs claus A She married nick Em He killed for food C She sucked his dick Em C And they ate tainted meat Em C And he'd kill what they'd eat G F# I came back just to die today C Em F I saw those two up on that sleigh G F# God I hate that santa claus C Em F And all the problems that he's caused G A He took from me my holiday Em With guilt and greed C What can I say? G But I've been nailed here A A martyred tree Em A gift for santa C Some tainted meat Em