----------------------------------------------------------------- Jump - Derek and Clive ----------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: PHGH Email: lemurjim@yahoo.co.uk Tuning: Standard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEEgIti8sM C G F As I was walking down the street one day C G I saw a house on fire G G There was man, shouting and screaming out an upper-storey window G C G To the crowd that was gathered there below C G C For he was sore afraid C G F Jump! You fucker, jump! C Jump into this here blanket what we are holding C G And you will be all right G G C F He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck - C G C There was no blanket C G F Laugh?! We nearly shat! C We had not laughed so much since Grandma died C G Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle C G We are miserable sinners C G C Fi-i-ilthy fuckers F C #Ahhhrrrr-soles