...HUMANS ARE DEAD... by Flight of the Conchords ---------------------........................... *from Episode 1 (2007)* Verse 1: (Jemaine & Bret): Am The distant future, the distant future, (Jemaine): It is the distant future, the year 2000. (Bret): We are robots. (Jemaine): The world is very different. Ever since the Robot uprising of the mid-90s; There is no more unhappiness. (Bret): Affirmative. (Jemaine): We no longer say yes. Instead we say 'affirmative'. (Bret): Yes, affirmative. (Jemaine): Unless it's a more colloquial situation, With a few robo-friends. There is only one kind of dance; The Robot. (Bret): And the Robo-Boogie. (Jemaine): Oh yes. Two kinds of dances. (Jemaine & Bret): Am (n.c) Finally, robotic beings, Rule the world. Chorus 1: (Bret): Am The humans are dead, Dm The humans are dead. c We used poisonous gasses, Dm And we poisoned their asses. Am The humans are dead. (Jemaine): That's right they are dead, Dm The humans are dead. (Jemaine): They look like they're dead. c It had to be done, (Jemaine): I'll just confirm, That they're dead... Dm So that we could have fun. (Jemaine): (n.c) Af-firmative. I poked one. It was dead. Bridge 1: Dm Can't we just, Talk to the humans? F A little understanding, Em Could make things better. Dm Can't we talk to the humans, E7 And work to-gether now? No, because they are dead. Binary Solo: (Bret): Am (n.c) 0000001, Dm (n.c) 00000011, c (n.c) 0000001, Dm (n.c) 00000011. Am 0000001, Dm 0000001, c 000000111, (Jemaine): Dm (n.c) Come on sucker, lick my battery. Coda: Am Boogie, Dm Boogie, (Robo Boogie), c Boogie, Dm Robo Boogie. Am (n.c) (The humans are dead). (n.c) Once again without emotion; The humans are dead dead, Dead dead dead dead dead dooo... CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- Am Dm c F Em E7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02210 xx0231 x32010 133211 022000 020100 ____ _ __ __ | __| __ __ | | _ _ | \ / | | |__ \ \ / / _____ | | | | | | | | |__ | \ \/ / | ___| | | | | | | | |\_/| | __| | \ / | |= = | | | |_| | | | = | | |____| | | | | | | |_____| | | | | = = = | | | |___ | | = = = | | | | | | |_____| | | |_| |_| | | = = = | |_____ = = Tabbed by |_| |_______| Joel from cLuMsY, 2008 = = = = = (clumsyband@hotmail.com)