I've been trying to find an accurate chord for this song for a while now and my search 
has proved fruitless. I did this by ear and I think it is accurate. If you like major 7th 
chords, then this is the song for you :)

Enjoy!

Chords Used: Ebmaj7/Bb, F#maj7, C#maj7, Bbmaj, Bm

Ebmaj7/Bb
Too many bottles of this wine we can?t pronounce

Ebmaj7/Bb
Too many bowls of that green, no Lucky Charms

F#maj7
The maids come around too much

F#maj7
Parents ain?t around enough

C#maj7
Too many joy rides in daddy?s Jaguar

C#maj7
Too many white lies and white lines

Bbmaj
Super rich kids with nothing but loose ends

Bm
Super rich kids with nothing but fake friends

...and that's about it. This chord pattern repeats itself over and over again for the 
entire song.