D/G: 3 0 0 2 3 3 (Capo 5) G If the good Lord wanted fast food Cadd9 G I know just what He'd eat G Not Taco Bell, the Pizza Hut D/G Or even Mickey D's Em7 F#7 'Cause clowns have always scared Him G Cadd9 Just trust me I can tell Cadd9 But there's something about that upright cow D G Cadd9 G Who needs to learn to spell Chick-fil-A, I have to say Cadd9 G That you're the one for me You're food is always hot and fresh D/G And your bathrooms always clean Em7 F#7 And if you thank me for this song G Cadd9 You know I'd love the gesture D But I won't make a big deal out of it G Cadd9 D/G I'd simply say, "My pleasure" G Number one, no pickle Cadd9 G That's always what I want My wife says I should live a little D/G But I say, "What's the point?" 'Cause when you've tasted true love There's no room for compromise I say, "It's like my love for you, sweetheart" D Cadd9 G But she just rolls her eyes Cadd9 G F#7 I still have my birthdays at your place Cadd9 D/G With a big fat smile across my face Em7 F#7 When I'm sliding slides and acting squirrelly Cadd9 D People stare 'cause I'm almost thirty G So Chick-fil-A, I have to say Cadd9 G That you're the one for me G If you were open Sunday D/G I'd just stay with you all week Em7 F#7 Coupons would be nice G Cadd9 But you know I'll take whatever Em7 F#7 'Cause it is not the gifts G Cadd9 But love that's holding us together Em7 F#7 So if you thank me for this song G Cadd9 You know I'd love the gesture D But I won't make a big deal out of it G D/G G I'd simply say, "It's my pleasure"