# Date: Fri, 29 Nov 1996 13:24:29 -0600 (CST) From: toschlog@houston.Geco-Prakla.slb.com (Jeff Toschlog) Subject: LYR When Hell Freezes Over by Rich McCready When Hell Freezes Over (Dean Dillon/Pam Belford) One indiscretion, one tear-stained confession She says it's over this time I told her I'm sorry, but she says she warned me And I still stepped over the line When I tried to kiss her, she said "Listen, Mister The next time I kiss you, I swear There'll be penguins next door to that guy with the horns, Grillin' out with some mean polar bears" She said when Hell freezes over She's gonna be mine But she didn't says never So that's a good sign The more hell that I go through The colder she gets But it's not really over 'Cause Hell might freeze over yet She said you go you know where But I've already been there Oh well, what's another trip I'm getting quite used to all her abuse Guess I'll blame it on my own loose lips I try talkin' to her, guess I'm gettin' to her 'Cause she says she don't want me around But if she cares enough To abuse me this much Well, I guess she must love me deep down She said when Hell freezes over She's gonna be mine But she didn't says never So that's a good sign The more hell that I go through The colder she gets But it's not really over 'Cause Hell might freeze over yet