key: G

G                                    C               G
I hollered Hey! honey I'm home,Like I do every day atfour. 
F                                      G                  C
but the tv aint on,and the car is gone, she must be at the store. 
      C                                       Bb                G
Then I spied this piece of paper,looked like a list of things to do. 
        F             D            A7               C
But when i got down to number six I realized we were through. 

CHORUS -----------------------------------------
    F
One The plumber couldn,t make it today 
   Bb    
Two I decided that I'm goin' away. 
     F                       D
three the dogs at the vet the hearing is set. 
          G                  C
Do you see what i'm trying to say? 
    F
Four don't forget to take out the trash. 
    Bb
Five I'm sorry but i ain't comin' back. 
F                                         D
You can tell by the stroke,what she really wrote, 
   G                      C
Now Ain't that A hell of A note.
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(2)(same pattern) 

I just stood there and scratched my head,looked for teardrops on the floor. 

But not even a tear after all these years,I expected a little bit more. 

I was plannin' on grabbin' a nice cold beer, and pitchen out on the couch. 

But she went by the numbers and i got counted out. 

CHORUS -----------------------------------------
    F
One The plumber couldn,t make it today 
   Bb    
Two I decided that I'm goin' away. 
     F                       D
three the dogs at the vet the hearing is set. 
          G                  C
Do you see what i'm trying to say? 
    F
Four don't forget to take out the trash. 
    Bb
Five I'm sorry but i ain't comin' back. 
F                                         D
You can tell by the stroke,what she really wrote, 
   G                      C
Now Ain't that A hell of A note.
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