G5       D5              C5  
You're the devil's daughter in disguise 
         G5               D5            C5 
So don't try to hide the fire in your eyes 
D5                              C5                     G5   
Girl, you must be stupid cause you just don't have a clue 
     D5                   C5                       D5 
Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you 
  
Chorus: 
               G5      D5       C5 
When all those Aggies move to Austin 
    G5           D5          C5 
And Beaumont is covered in snow 
         G5          D5          C5   
When the wind don't blow in Amarillo 
C5            D5                 G5 
Darlin' then you can come back home 
 
You sure can shake your little round behind 

But your hour glass figure won't buy my time 

You know how to work it Lord knows it's worked before 

This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of the front door    
 
Chorus 
  
Bridge: 
F5                          G5  
When Fort Worth is east of Dallas 
F5                     G5 
And Texans forget the Alamo 
C5            D5          G5   G5 E5 
When Lubbock opens up a ski re---sort 
        F5                            D5 
And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow 
 
Chorus 
                    E5 
But don't hold your breath  
C5    D5                 G5  
then you can come back home