D5 (xx023x@1)         B5 (x244xx@1)                 A5It (x022xx@1)was 1906, but we screwed the timeline up.
          D5 (xx023x@1)                   F#5 (244xxx@1)                  E5It (022xxx@1)wasn't just for kicks but I'm afraid that the jig is up.
  D5 (xx023x@1)                                G5I (355xxx@1)jumped through time with the Cannon Jump
D5 (xx023x@1)                            F#5Smashed (244xxx@1)the past and messed the whole thing up,
            F#5 (244xxx@1)            E5 (022xxx@1)            D5Now (xx023x@1)there's nothing left but Post-Apocalypse Punk.

Repeat that for each verse/chorus and the instrumentals.

The E5, F#5 and G5 should be played with the bass note on the A string rather than the E 
string, if you couldn't figure that out yourself.

You can play with ordinary chords too, of course (with Bm, F#m, and Em, and the rest as 
major chords), but it doesn't sound as punky.