Stadium Soul: C , G7 , C7 , D7 , F 
Capo 2nd

C
I feel lovely
    G7
To live in a bachelors pad
C
I feel lucky
   G7
But its not my choice to feel bad
C
Its not weary
    C7
No matter how sad that I roll
D7
Cause here by your side
        C
I?m so pious and kind
F                G      C
Oh i love your stadium soul

(same chords all the way)

I?ve been nervous
I love you too much my dear
Its not murder
But thank you for waiting five years
What?s so impressive
its there is no doubt in my mind

Ill just say
I get by with your way
Oh its such a beautiful crime

Love you till I?m ninety-nine

I have to be affected
I had to be the schmuck
Who tries to be smart
I had to be obsessive
In my compulsion
In the effort of playing my part
C
So don?t relax me
G7
Mr Gatsby
                 C7
And leave thy bachelors home

Cause
Here by your side
I?m so pious and kind
Oh i love your stadium soul