MR. BAKE-O 
ADAM SANDLER 
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME 
TRANSCRIBED BY PAT(pcrume14@excite.com) 
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I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV 
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It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see 
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I just lit some crazy ass shit 
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that my friend overnight mailed to me 
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I'm fucking wasted 
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It's the best shit I ever tasted 
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I think they fucking laced it 
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Cause I'm so damn lambasted 

Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe 
I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype 
He sparked three bows just to show he could take it 
Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked 

He's fucking wasted 
It's the best shit he ever tasted 
He's lost in fucking spaced-ed 
Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted 

Oh I spent the last two hours 
hiding under my bed 
Cause I looked in the garbage can 
and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head 

I'm fucking wasted 

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face 
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place 
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak 
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak 

I'm fucking wasted 
It's the best shit I've ever tasted 
My brain's been erased-ed 
Well fucking fried 

I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat 
I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet 
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe 
I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you 

I'm fucking wasted 
It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted 
Oh fucking shit 

I'm way too baked 

P.S THANKS TO  

http://www.endor.org/sandler/whathell.html 

FOR THE LYRICS