Because I got high    (Afroman)
 
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I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high 
My room is still messed up and I know why
coz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
 
I was gonna go to class before I got high
i could I have cheated and I could have passed but I got high
Im taking it next semester and I know why
coz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
 
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just a new promotion but I got high
now Im selling dope and I know why
coz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
 
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support before I got high
they took my whole pay check and I know why
coz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
 
I wasnt gonna run from the cops, but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
now Im a parraplegic and I know why
coz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
 
**Im not sure about the next 2 lines**
I was gonna pay my car a note until I got high          
I wasnt gonna gamble, own the boat but then I got high
now the tow trucks pulling away and I know why
coz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
 
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was eat your pussy too, but then I got high
now Im jacking off and I know why
coz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
 
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now Im sleeping on the side walk and I know why
coz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
 
Im gonna stop singing this song because Im high
Im singing this whole thing wrong because Im high
and if I dont sell one copy I'll know why
coz Im high, because Im high, because Im high
 
[vocal ad lib to end]         (...*** the corporate world be-atch)