D5         B5            F#5         G5
They're all still on their honeymoon
     D5        B5          F#5
Just read the dialogue balloon
F#5       G5
Everyone loves you - 
D5               A5
Why should they not?
    D5       B5           F#5       G5
And I'm the only one who knows
     D5     B5              F#5
That Disneyland's about to close
F#5         G5          D5         A5
I don't suppose you'd give it a shot
        E5               E5
Knowing all that you've got

Chorus
                   D5   A5          E5
Are cigarettes and Red Vines
                              G5
Just close your eyes, 'cause, baby -
    D5        A5
You never do know
                   D5   A5
And I'll be on the sidelines
        E5
With my hands tied
G5            D5         A5       E5
Watching the show

Verse 2

Well it's always fun and games until

It's clear you haven't got the skill

In keeping the gag  from

Going too far

So your running round the parking lot

'til every lightening bug is caught

puching some pinholes

in the lid of a jar

while we wait in the car

Chorus (With cigarettes and red vines...)

Middle
                      G5    B5    D5
And tell me, would it kill you
                G5     B5   D5
Would it really spoil everything
              G5         B5
If you didn't blame yourself
       E5
Do you know what I mean?

Chorus (Cigarettes and Red Vines)

Coda
             D5      A5      E5
Watching the show
             D5      A5      E5
Watching the show
             D5      A5      E5
Watching the show  etc etc