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Well if I had money, tell you what I'd do

I'd go downtown, buy a Mercury or two
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Crazy bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury
       Bm                  A                    D
Gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up & down the road


Well the girl I loved, stole her from a friend
He got lucky stole her back again
She heard he had a Mercury, Lord she's crazy bout a Mercury
Gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

Well hey now woman don't you look so fine
Drivin round in your Mercury 49
Crazy bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

Well my baby went out, she didn't stay long
Bought herself a Mercury come a-cruisin' home
Crazy bout a Mercury, yeah she's crazy bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

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Well if I had money, tell you what I'd do
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I'd go downtown buy a Mercury or two
G                             D
Crazy bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury
          Bm                     A                     G
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
          Bm                     A                     G
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
          Bm                     A                     G
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.