Tom: D5

D5                        B5
Billie I wonder why are we insane
         G5                         A5
Will we ever get better, Will we stay the same
 G5                  G5 G5 G5 G5 G5
Billie I'm worried
 D5                           B5
Millie don't worry, No one knows our pain
          G5                  A5
Being in love is crazy not alone that way
 G5                      D5     G5 D5
I know you're worried today

chorus:
G5                           D5
God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel alone
     E5        E5      A5        A5
He was thinking of us he was thinking of us
G5                           D5          F#5  B5    G5 A5
God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel so alone

Verse 2:
D5                        B5
Billie my mind seems to wander
     G5                    D5
To events of a night long ago
  G5                     D5
Driving alone with our guilt well concealed
        E5            G5   A7sus4, A5
In the trunk of your '68   Olds
D5                        B5
Millie our world's an asylum
         G5                               D5
And our minds like you say ain't that straight
     G5                        D5
But you know and I know our passion's
     B5                   G5
Not deformed it's true to say
                  A5      A9 , A5
We'll love our lifetime

chorus:
G5                           D5
God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel alone
         E5    E5          A5    A5
He was thinking of us he was thinking of us
G5                           D5          F#5 B5    D5 , A5
God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel so alone

Bridge:
B5                      F#5
Billie I dream of our children
          G5                           D5
They're frightening and gruesome and sad
       B5                     F#5
And I don't want them growing inside me
            B5            E5           A5  A5
They're no price for the love that we have
( G5 )       ( D5 )        ( G5 )       ( D5 )
Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane

Oh Millie oh Billie

interlude:  
D5  C5  D5  x2

    D5                       B5
Oh Billie it's fresh in my memory
     G5                       D5
The night that it had to be done
G5                            D5
You with your pick axe and scissors
    E5             G5        A7sus4, A5
And you with your shovel and gun
    D5                          B5
And I liked your late husband Donald
          G5                  D5
But such torture his memory brings
G5                                 D5
All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies
     A5          E5        A5
Guess love makes you do funny things
G5         D5          G5          D5
Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane
G5          D5
Oh Millie oh Billie

Outro: 
D5  C5  D5   x4