Intro:
B
Come one come all

You're just in time
   E
To witness my first breakdown
                G#m
Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed
     F# G#m  E  bassline: Ebm B
When I'm    stuck in this town


B  E  G#m  F# G#m E


Verse 1:
B
  I've got a bone to
          C#m
pick with you Mr. DJ
E
  The traffic and the sound
           F#
Is just as bad

as it is in LA
B
  So go on and lock me up
          C#m
You better throw
          F#
away that key
         E
Before I find out 

where you broadcast from
             F#
Because your play 

list is killing me

Refrain:
G#m
  I'll change that station
E
  Light it up like the 4th of July
     F#
It's me I'm caller fifteen
        E         F# 
Time to play my last request

Chorus:
B
Come one come all

You're just in time
   E
To witness my first breakdown
                G#m
Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed
         F#       G#m     E
When I'm wasting space in this town
B
  Don't call the doctors
        E
I don't need no medication
       G#m
I just need one more vacation
    F#   G#m E
And make it  last

Verse 2:
B
  Hear me out please
          C#m
judge and jury

I'm an innocent man
E
  And it would be such
             F#
a terrible injustice

To put me away without
          B
thinking about

All the terrible mistakes
     C#m           F#
That goddamn radio jockey makes
  E
I swear he's out to get me
     F#
Oh I swear he's out to get me

Refrain 2:
G#m
  I'll change that station
E
  Light it up like the 4th of July
     F#
It's me I'm caller fifteen
         E 
But it's too late for explanations
     F# 
This broadcast will be alive

(Repeat Chorus)
F# G#m E
Bridge:
G#m                 E
  Hear me out please judge and jury
      B
And I swear he's out to get me
     F#/Bb
Oh I swear he's out to get me
G#m
  Go on and lock me up
           E
You better throw away that key
  B
I swear he's out to get me
  F#/Bb             F#
I swear he's out to get me
B                              C#m
  I've got a bone to pick with you Mr DJ
E 
  You really ought to lock me up
             A 
Because your play list is killing me

Chorus 2:
B
Come one come all

You're just in time
   E
To witness my first breakdown
                G#m
Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed
         F#       G#m     E
When I'm wasting space in this town
B
  Don't call the doctors
        E
I don't need no medication
          G#m          F#
I just need one more vacation
    A 
And make it last