Verse 1:
A             D               E            A
Every year in winter time's a special celebration
      A            D                 E               A
Where everyone can hear the chime of love across the nation
A                 D                  E             A
Young and old are looking forward in bright anticipation
A            D           E           A
I suggest to party like never done before

Chorus:
           A                  D                
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
A                     E
You start riding over rough and smooth
   A                     D
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
A           E      A
Let's have sex for christmas

           A                  D                
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
    A                         E
You drag that carriage up and down the hood
   A                     D
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
A           E      A
Let's have sex for christmas

Bridge 1:
D
   Slide up and down your chimney
A
   Until my sack is empty
D
   Let's stuff the christmas turkey
A
   With delicious jerkey

Verse 2:
  A                  D                 E                 A
A christmas tree has got a branch with big balls hanging from it
    A               D               E                A
The snowman's got a carrot, so why don't you go down on it?
A                 D              E             A
Let me ring your jingle bells until my candles burning
       A           D                E       A
Let's fire up the ingle well, gift giving I come

Chorus:
           A                  D
I wear my santa dress you put on your reindeer suit
A                   E                    
You bend over and i do your ............
  A                      D
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
A          E       A
Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*

           A                   D
I wear my snowman suit you put on your turkey dress
  A                       E
I shift some carrot up into your chest
A                       D
Gingerbread through the oven door
A          E       A
Let's have sex for christmas *Sexophone*

Saxophone Solo: A     D
                A     E
                A     D
                A     E  A     B

Bridge 2:
B
  Slide up and down our chimneys  (I do)
F#
  Until your sack is empty (that's true)
E
  Let's see what's under the tree (you see)
F#
  When we go down on our knee

E
  Do you want santa's sweetness
F#
  Your eyes, open your mouth and taste
E
  I promised you a whtie christmas
F#
  Now I let it snow on your face (yeah)

Chorus:
          B                  E
We wear a santa dress we put on our reindeer suit
B                    F#
We start riding over rough and smooth
   B                        E
We crack your whip flippin' hohoho
B          F#     B
Let's have sex for christmas

          B                  E
We wear a snowman suit we put on our turkey dress
   B                      F#
We shift some carrot up into our chest
B                       E
Gingerbread through the oven door
B          F#     B
Let's have sex for christmas

Outro: B      E
       B      F#
       B      E
B          F#     B
Let's have sex for christmas
B          F#     B
Let's have sex for christmas
B          F#     B
Let's have sex for christmas
B          F#     B
Let's have sex for christmas