C G Oh my god there's scenesters everywhere C G With their hair gel and their vintage t-shirts C G Why didn't the shins come to phoenix? C G And why didn't mirah come to phoenix? Am Because the modified is too small E And the marquis is too big C And the complex is rightfully dead F Am E And the hipsters with their snide comments and aversion to applause C G C G Oh my god hardcore kids everywhere C G With their hair gel and their color green C G C G How do they look so good while their convictions remain so strong? Am E Because their hair gel that they use isn't tested on animals C F And their swallow tattoos are fucking lame Am E And cocaine is essentially vegan C F And they don't give a fuck anyway C [pause] G [pause] They're so vain, and yes, this song is about them C G C G C G Oh my god post-hardcore kids everywhere C G With their violence and pomposity C G So fucking straightedge getting high off of self-righteousness C G And praying to a sideways cross Am E C F So urban, so infantile, so angry, so young, and so poor Am E [pause] They don't need to use a crutch 'cuz they've got the wheelchair C G C G Oh my god there's assholes everywhere C G Pretentious fucking assholes everywhere C G Oh my god there's assholes everywhere C G Pretentious judgmental assholes everywhere End on G. Hope that was understandable. The G is quickly added onto the end of the C, if that wasn't obvious from listening to the song. :D
