my friend wanted me to work out the chords for this,
i finally got round to it :)

played on the ukulele - the chords'll work both for uke and 
guitar though. also i promise you these are the right lyrics cos 
theres some really awful ones around.

Dm
I Am A vampire
I Am A vampire
I Am A vampire
I Am A vampire
I Am A vampire
vampire
I Am A vampire
            G   C
I have lost my fangs
Dm
I Am A vampire
I Am A vampire
I Am A vampire
            G   C
I have lost my fangs


        Dm     G       C
So I'm sad and I feel lonely
      Dm      G        C
So I cry and I'm very angry
       Dm   G      C
And I eat some garlic
       Dm      G     C
So I'm no more satanic yeah yeah


D           C              A           D
I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city
          C      A     D
But the pretty girls don't look at me (don't look at me)
         G     A   D
Cause I don't have my fangs
         G     A   D
Cause I have lost my fangs


Dm
I Am A vampire
I Am A vampire
            G   C
I have lost my mouth organ
I Am A vampire
I Am A vampire
            G    C
I have lost my mouth organ


     Dm         G     C
So I get bored and I shout
     Dm       G         C
So I eat popcorn and I put on weight
       Dm           G            C
And I sing but my voice is breaking
       Dm      G           C
And I want to play the guitar
         Dm       G       C
But my guitar is out of tune


   D        C              A             D
I am a vampire and I'm walking in the city
          C   A   D
But the musicals don't play with me (don't play with me)
        G      A       D
Cos' I don't have my mouth organ
         G    A       D
Cos' I have lost my mouth organ


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