|Dm        |Dm        |Dm       |F    E  Dm|
|Dm        |Dm        |Dm       |F    E  Dm|

Dm                               F    E
Break a mirror
Dm                               F    E
Roll the dice
Dm                               F    E
Run with scissors
(E)       Dm                     F    E     
Through a chip pan fire fight
Dm                               F    E  Dm
Go into business with a grizzly bear
F  E      Dm                                     F  E
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

|Dm        |Dm        |Dm        |F(once) Dm|         (Strum F once)
|Dm        |Dm        |Dm        |F    E  Dm| [x4]

(F) (E)(Dm)                       F    E
Find a well known hardman
     Dm                           F    E   
And start a fight
Dm                                F    E
Wear your shell suit
(E)Dm                             F    E
On bonfire night
(F) (E)   Dm                                F    E  Dm
Fill in a circular hole with a peg that's square
 F   E    Dm                                     F   E
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

|Dm        |Dm        |Dm        |Dm(once) F|

F   Bb           Dm
Ooh... Yeah yeah yeah [x2]

|(Dm)      |Dm        |Dm        |Dm(once)  |

Dm                         
Bite the lightning
    Dm
And tell me how it tastes
Dm
Kung Fu fighting
        Dm
On your roller skates
Dm
Do the macarena in the devils lair
          Dm
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

|Dm        |Dm        |(silence) |       (F)|

F   Bb           Dm
Ooh... Yeah yeah yeah [x3]
F   Bb
Ooh...

Dm F [x8]