Fluorescent Adolescent
You used to get it in your fishnet
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
It started all the naughty nights with niceness,
Now they’re in a very common crisis,
E
Everything’s in order in a black hole
C#m
Is anything as pretty as her past though,
B G# F#m
That Bloody Mary's dripping in Tabasco
B
Remember when he used to be a rascal
F#m
Oh the boy's a slag
B
The best you ever had
F#m
The best you ever had
B F#m
Is just a memory and those dreams
B
And as daft as they seem
F#m
And as daft as they seem
A
My love, when you dream them up
E
Flicking through a little book of sex tips
C#m
Remember when the boys were all electric
B G#m F#m
Now when she tells she’s gonna get it
B
I'm guessing that she'd finally just forget it
E
Figures for not getting sentimental
C#m
Said she wasn’t going but she went still
B G# F#m
Now she gets her fella to be gentle
was it her knickerbockers or a bitten pencil(?)
F#m
Oh that boy’s a slag
B
The best you ever had
F#m
The best you ever had
B F#m
Is just a memory and those dreams
B
And as daft as they seem
F#m
And as daft as they seem
B G#
My love when you dream them up, oh no
C#m
Where did you go
F#m
Where did you go
G#m
Where did you go
F#m
Woah oh
C#m
You’re falling about
F#m B E
You took a left off Laspark Lane
C#m B G#
You’re sounding it out
F#m B E
But you're not coming back again
C#m B G#
You’re falling about
F#m B
You took a left off Laspark Lane
E C#m B G#
You were just, sounding it out
F#m B
But you're not coming back again
E
You used to get it in your fishnets
C#m
Now you only get it in your nightdress,
B G# F#m
It started all the naughty nights with niceness,
B
Now they're in a very common crisis,
E
Everything’s in order in a black hole
C#m
Is anything as pretty as her past though,
B G# F#m
That Bloody Mary's dripping in Tabasco
B C#m
Remember when he used to be a rascal
Alex E E E C#m_C#m B G#_F#m_ B B B
E----7-7-7----------9--9--9----7-4-2-2-2---------7-7-7--------------|
B----9-9-9----------9--9--9----7-4-2-2-2---------7-7-7--------------|
G----9-9-9----------9--9--9----8-4-3-3-3---------8-8-8--------------|
D----9-9-9----------11-11-11---9-6-4-4-4---------9-9-9--------------|
A----7-7-7----------11-11-11---9-6-4-4-4---------9-9-9--------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
Jamie
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A-----------------2-4--4--4---4-2--------------4-2-2-2--2-2---------|
E----0-0-0--0-2-4------------------2-2-2--2--2----------------4--2--|
Alex E C#m B G# F#m B
E---7-----9-----7--4--2-----7-------------------------------------------|
B---9-----9-----7--4--2-----7-------------------------------------------|
G---9-----9-----8--4--3-----8-------------------------------------------|
D---9-----11----9--6--4-----9-------------------------------------------|
A---7-----11----9--6--4-----9-------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
Alex F#m B F#m B F#m B F#m A
E---2----7----2----7----2----7----2----5----------------------------|
B---2----7----2----7----2----7----2----5----------------------------|
G---2----8----2----8----2----8----2----6----------------------------|
D---4----9----4----9----4----9----4----7----------------------------|
A---4----9----4----9----4----9----4----7----------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
Alex
E---2----7----2----7----2----7----4----4----2----4----2----------|
B---2----7----2----7----2----7----4----5----2----4----2----------|
G---2----8----2----8----2----8----4----6----2----4----2----------|
D---4----9----4----9----4----9----6----6----4----6----6----------|
A---4----9----4----9----4----9----6----4----4----6----6----------|
E----------------------------------------------------------------|
Alex
E---7----------9---7--4--2---7--------------------------------------------|
B---9----------9---7--4--2---7--------------------------------------------|
G---9----------9---8--4--3---8--------------------------------------------|
D---9----------11--9--6--4---9--------------------------------------------|
A---7----------11--9--6--4---9--------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Jamie
E---------12---9---7--11\9---------16-------------------------------------|
B-------12-----9---7--11\9-------16---------------------------------------|
G-----13-------9---8--12\9-----16-----------------------------------------|
D---14-----------------------18-------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Alex and Jamie
E---2----7----2----7----2----7----2--|
B---2----7----2----7----2----7----2--|
G---2----8----2----8----2----8----2--|
D---4----9----4----9----4----9----4--|
A---4----9----4----9----4----9----4--|
E------------------------------------|
Alex
E----7-----------4----------------4----------------2----------------4----2--|
B----7-----------4----------------5----------------2----------------4----2--|
G----8-----------4----------------6----------------2----------------4----2--|
D----9-----------6----------------6----------------4----------------6----6--|
A----9-----------6----------------4----------------4----------------6----6--|
E---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Jamie
E--------16---------------16---------------16---------------16--------------|
B------16--14-16--------16--14-16--------16--14-16--------16--14-16---------|
G----16----------13---16----------13---16----------13---16----------13--11--|
D---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Thank You
