Capo 5 Intro: Em Em B Em Em Despair to the point till they provoke Em The punchline before they have told the joke Em The sheer desperation to be seen Em Staring at the television screen Em Despair to the point where they provoke Em You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke Em Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist Em It wasn't in the top 100 list C B And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Em Don't be surprised when you get bent over, C B A# He told ya, that you were gagging for it Em She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed Em The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means Em Another variation on a theme Em A tangle on the television and the magazine Em D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? Em D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? Em That says "we are defenders Em Em Of any poseur or professional pretender around" C B When did your list replace the twist and turn? Em Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern C B And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers Save it for the morning after Solo: Em C B And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Em Don't be surprised when you get bent over, C B Em He told ya, that you were gagging for it C Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker B Not quick enough can I have it quicker? Em Em Already thick and you're getting thicker C Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker B Not quick enough can I have it quicker? Em A# Already thick and you're getting thicker Em Asuming that all things are equal, Em B Who'd want to be men of the people B Em When there's people like you?
