Intro: Am Am E Am Am Despair to the point till they provoke Am The punchline before they have told the joke Am The sheer desperation to be seen Am Staring at the television screen Am Despair to the point where they provoke Am You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke Am Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist Am It wasn't in the top 100 list F E And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Am Don't be surprised when you get bent over, F E Eb He told ya, that you were gagging for it Am She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed Am The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means Am Another variation on a theme Am A tangle on the television and the magazine Am D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? Am D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? Am That says "we are defenders Am Am Of any poseur or professional pretender around" F E When did your list replace the twist and turn? Am Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern F E And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers Save it for the morning after Solo: Am F E And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Am Don't be surprised when you get bent over, F E Am He told ya, that you were gagging for it F Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker E Not quick enough can I have it quicker? Am Am Already thick and you're getting thicker F Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker E Not quick enough can I have it quicker? Am Eb Already thick and you're getting thicker Am Asuming that all things are equal, Am E Who'd want to be men of the people E Am When there's people like you?
