<< Chorus 1 >>
C
Drink with me, Drink with me
F
Drink with me, Drink with me
C
Drink with me, Drink with me
G
Drink with me, Drink with me
C
Drink with me, Drink with me
F
Drink with me, Drink with me
C              G              C
Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!

C                            F
I'm starting to see double and I just fell off my stool
C                                 G
I'm slurring all my words and I'm covered in my own drool
C                                  F
I threw up on my girlfriend and we got into a fight
C      G          C
Man oh man what a farging great night!
C                                      F
Well I wake up the next morning and my brain is full of pain
C                         G
And I swear to God I will never drink again
C                                       F
But six 'o' clock rolls around, there's nothing on TV
C                   G            C
So I call up all my buddies, and they come drink with me!

<< Chorus 2 >>
C
Drink with me, Drink with me
F
Drink with me, Drink with me
C
Drink with me, Drink with me
G
Drink with me, Drink with me
C
Have a drink to your health
F
Then go throw up on yourself
C              G              C
Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!

C                          F
After six or seven pints I figured I was hosed
C                       G
So I had another five until the bar was closed
C                                F
Staggered back to my place and I cracked another crate
C                 G            C
When I woke up at sunset I was wearing what I ate
C                                 F
I threw up in the bathroom, it's amazing what I saw
C                                   G
Peas and corn and bicycle parts and beef that still looked raw!
C                               F
I stumbled to the kitchen and I had myself a beer
C         G             C
Alchohol, alchohol, you are a friend so dear! so

<< Chorus 3 >>
C
Drink with me, Drink with me
F
Drink with me, Drink with me
C
Drink with me, Drink with me
G
Drink with me, Drink with me
C
Drink for England, drink for France
F
Drink until you pee your pants!
C              G              C
Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!

C                          F
Woke up at six PM I needed liquor and a friend
C                                   G
So I grabbed a couple bottles and a pig out of it's pen
        C                         F
Drank a bottle of tequila playing stupid drinking games
C                 G                 C
Then wandered out into the snow and tried to pee our names
C                            F
We staggered to a bar and we ordered up a pint
C                                        G
The waiter said he couldn't, he said "we don't serve swine"
C                                         F
The pig he punched the waiter grabbed the drinks then oinked to him
C                  G          C
That's the way you talk to my new best friend!

<< Chorus 4 >>
C
Drink with me, Drink with me
F
Drink with me, Drink with me
C
Drink with me, Drink with me
G
Drink with me, Drink with me
C
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall
F
Me and the pig will drink 'em all
C              G              C
Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!

<< Chorus 5 >>
C
Drink with me, Drink with me
F
Drink with me, Drink with me
C
Drink with me, Drink with me
G
Drink with me, Drink with me
C (strum only once and let ring)
Don't pull all your bucks on ale
F (strum only once and let ring)
'cause we got compact discs for sale
C              G              C
Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!