INTRO:   D A D 
 
D                                              D7 
Darlin, you say you love me, But there so many things  
          G                        D 
you could do to prove that love to me. 
 
You kiss me, and you hold me, bring me flowers all the time 
    E                               A 
But that?s not enough to satisfy my needs 
 

       G                            D 
If you love me, you?ll sleep on the wet spot. 
             A                       D 
You?d buy my tampons, with your food stamps. 
                   G                          D  
You?d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box. 
               A                       D 
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours. 
 
 
D                                                             D7 
No you can?t watch Jerry Springer, cause my dadgum wrastlin?s on 
              G                       D 
Now keep that baby just as quiet as a mouse 
                                                        
And get your booty in that kitchen, and fry me up 
     E                                           A 
some pork chops and eggs, like they do at waffle house. 
 
 
       G                            D 
If you love me, you?ll sleep on the wet spot. 
             A                       D 
You?d buy my tampons, with your food stamps. 
                   G                          D  
You?d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box. 
               A                       D 
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours. 
 

G 
Quit your snorin, it?s so borin, 
  
and I?m freezin, cause your teasin me 
     D 
with just the corner of the covers, 
 
I could smother your face, 
         Bm 
with the pillow, billowin? the sheets 
                     E               A 
when you roll on the dog and he lets one, loose. 
 
 
       G                            D 
If you love me, you?ll sleep on the wet spot. 
             A                       D 
You?d buy my tampons, with your food stamps. 
                   G                          D  
You?d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box. 
               A                       D 
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours. 
               A                       D 
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours. 
   A            D 
Or sleep on the floor