• Song:

    The Houseplant Song

  • Artist:

    Audio Adrenaline

  • Album:

    The Ultimate Collection

This is my first guitar tab and please give any good feedback and corrections.

E (022100@1)     
Once I read a book 
GAnd (320003@1)this is what it said 
A (x02220@1)                  
If your music has a beat 
E (022100@1)                           
Then you're gonna wind up dead 
                                    GIt (320003@1)doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not
        A (x02220@1)                                   EIf (022100@1)it's syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot 
          E (022100@1)                   G (320003@1)    
And this book was called 'Ha You're Gonna Burn 
        A (x02220@1)                EAnd (022100@1)in the second chapter I went on to learn

E (022100@1)       GTaske (320003@1)two houseplants 
A (x02220@1)            EAnd (022100@1)put them to the test 
                             GSet (320003@1)them both in front of speakers 
         A (x02220@1)          EAnd (022100@1)let the music do the rest
                        GThe (320003@1)first one you play Mozart
              A (x02220@1)          EOr (022100@1)something lovelqy like that 
                              G (320003@1)             A (x02220@1)         
The second one you play that Petra Or that MegaDeth.
                                                   
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is.

E (022100@1)            GSo (320003@1)I took my two houseplants
       A (x02220@1)              EAnd (022100@1)I put them to the test 
                             GSet (320003@1)them both in front of speakers 
    A (x02220@1)              ETo (022100@1)let the music do the rest 
              GI (320003@1)powered up my Pioneers 
A (x02220@1)               ETo (022100@1)let the music roar 
    E (022100@1)             GBut (320003@1)twenty minutes later 
      A (x02220@1)           ESomeone's (022100@1)knocking at my door

EI (022100@1)opened up my door

GAnd (320003@1)there my neighbor stood 
AHe (x02220@1)said, Man I'd like to get some sleep
EIf (022100@1)you think I could

E (022100@1)                GI (320003@1)said, Man, can't you see here 
                A (x02220@1)                 EI've (022100@1)got this moral dilemma that I got to get clear 
            EHe (022100@1)said, What kind of moral dilemma 
            G (320003@1)                 
Could you have at this time of night 
            AThat (x02220@1)could make me so angry 
                      E (022100@1)That I just want to fight

E (022100@1)                            GSo (320003@1)I pointed to the page in that open book 
             AThat (x02220@1)had a picture of a potted plant 
                        EAnd (022100@1)I said, Go have a look

And he read

E (022100@1)       GTake (320003@1)two houseplants 
A (x02220@1)            EAnd (022100@1)put them to the test 
                             GSet (320003@1)them both in front of speakers 
         A (x02220@1)          EAnd (022100@1)let the music do the rest
                        GThe (320003@1)first one you play Mozart
              A (x02220@1)          EOr (022100@1)something lovely like that 
                              G (320003@1)             A (x02220@1)         
The second one you play that Petra Or that MegaDeth.
                                                   
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is.

EFirst (022100@1)of all he said, 
GThat's (320003@1)Vager that you're playing 
AI've (x02220@1)never heard of Petra 
EAnd (022100@1)isn't megaDeth all dead

E (022100@1)           G (320003@1)                   AAnd (x02220@1)secondly, emphatically, He asked me, 
                          G"What's (320003@1)the sense of hanging out with houseplants when, hey,
         A (x02220@1)              EI (022100@1)live right across the fence

And I thought to myself 
You know, that's a good point

E (022100@1)               GSo (320003@1)I took my two houseplants, and 
A (x02220@1)              EI (022100@1)put them both back outside 
E (022100@1)             GAnd (320003@1)me and my neighbor 
       A (x02220@1)                EWell, (022100@1)we went out for a drive

EWe (022100@1)talked about all the things 
G (320003@1)                  
That really matter most 
A (x02220@1)                     
Like life and love and happiness 
E (022100@1)                
And then the Holy Ghost

E (022100@1)         GAnd (320003@1)now my two houseplants 
      A (x02220@1)            EThey (022100@1)sit out in the sun 
    E (022100@1)         GBut (320003@1)as for my neighbor 
           A (x02220@1)            EWell (022100@1)our friendship has become 
    E (022100@1)           GA (320003@1)meaningful relationship 
         A (x02220@1)                EThat's (022100@1)headed straight to heavenn 
    EBut (022100@1)as for now
    G (320003@1)                                AWe (x02220@1)like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline 
             ECranked (022100@1)to eleven!
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