Now there was a tab for this song already, which I found to be accurate, except for one
thing. That tab states that the basic chord structure of the song is Em - D - A - Em,
but this is incorrect. The D should be a F#. So I've gone ahead and done the lazy thing, 
namely I just copied his entire tab and changed every D into a F#. So basically, all credit
goes to that guy.

INTRO

Em-F#-A-Em

VERSE 1

Em               F#
Waiting on easy street
 A                   Em
A brown stone where writers meet
 Em            F#
Waiting so indiscreet
   A              Em
My sugar to feel her teeth
  Em            F#
I guess all she is
  A              Em
My mistress interpretation
  Em            F#
Sick of your tricks
    A                  Em
So get your kicks off my frustration


Em-F#-A-Em


VERSE 1

Your penguin suit is very cute
But I swear I can't remember
Dispute with a nude
Prostitute who smells like ember
Fire truck always pretending
Mother f***ing Disney ending
Fire truck always pretending
Mother f***ing Disney ending


VERSE 2

  A        Ab
And I don't know
  C#m      B
I don't know
  A         Ab
If you're the one
  C#m       B
Who told me so
  A         Ab
And I don't know
 C#m         B
The words by heart
 A                       Ab
But it sure makes sense ever since
     C#m      B
that we took part


Em-F#-A-Em


VERSE 1

She said, Birth Control, Caffeine
Sick of daily routine
Birth control in between
Dancing with Billie Jean
Run to hell by midnight hours
Swim the styx and take a shower
Get your hair done by the sword
Swallower on the fifteenth floor
Tell your mother that you love her
Kiss her like you kiss no other
Tell your mother that you love her
Kiss her like you kiss no other.

VERSE 2

And I don't know
I don't know
If you're the one
Who told me so
And I don't know
The words by heart
But it sure makes sense
Ever since that we took part

VERSE 3

               A             Ab
Now all the hard faces I've come
          C#m        B
With tears that are all
        A
from laughter
            C#m                B
It won't take long before they get
         A
what they're after
            C#m                B
It won't take long before they get-
           A          Ab
All the hard faces I've come
        C#m          B
With tears that are all
       A
from laughter
              C#m              B
It won't take long before they get
           A
what they're after
              C#m              B
It won't take long before they get-

OUTRO

Em-F#-A-Em

tabbed by unknown, edited by vagelier
you're welcome :)