Intro:
A5            D5    
1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7
E5                               A5
6 is afraid of 7   'cause 7 ate 9

Verse 1:
A5                D5    
9 was minding his business
           G5                      A5
Talking to 10 about Gordie Howe's clothes
E5                  A5
Why 7 ate 9 nobody knows

Chorus:
        E5                                                 A5
        1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10   What about 9?  7 ate 9

Bridge 1:
        G5                        C5    
Oh, the cat'll have to live with 8 lives now
D5                        A5    
Ronaldo will have to make do
G5                C5    
Ever since 7 ate 9 seems
                  D5                      E5          A5
I've got an extra finger and an extra toe too  7 ate 9

Verse 2:
A5                      D5    
Once upon a time in our solar system
   G5                        A5
We couldn't make do without 9
    E5                                     A5
But Pluto's not a planet now   So 8'll do fine

Bridge 2:
        G5                      C5    
Oh, the cat'll have to do with 8 lives now
D5                         A5    
The Chinese will be out of luck
G5                              C5    
Vampires will have to think of some other method
           D5              E5                          A5
'Cause without their K-9's how will they suck?  7 ate 9

Chorus

Outro:
E5    A5  E5    A5     E5     A5
7 ate 9,  7 ate 9, Oh, 7 ate 9 ? ahh!