INTRO B A G C E7 A C D E A I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. C D See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. A I'm crying. A C D E A Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. F Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. B Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. C D I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. E I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. A C Mister city policeman sitting D E A Pretty little policemen in a row. C D See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run. A C I'm crying, I'm crying. A E I'm crying, I'm crying. A C D E A Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. F Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, B Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. C D I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. E I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. D (don't know the bit here but a D fits) B A G C E Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. E If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain. C D I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. E I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. A C Expert textpert choking smokers, D E A Don't you thing the joker laughs at you? C See how they smile like pigs in a sty, D See how they snide. A I'm crying. A C D E A Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel tower. F Elementary penguin singing hari Krishna. B Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe. C D I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. E D I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. C D E Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.
