E                      E7
Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park

              E
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
B                           B7 C7 Db7 D7
Sleeps in a hole in the road
D                               D7 Db7 C7 B7
Saving up to buy his new clothes
B
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
       E        C7 B7      E        C7 B7
Such a mean old man,       mean old man


E                    E7
His sister Pam works in a shop
          E
She never stops she's a go-getter
B                                 B7 C7 Db7 D7
Takes him out to look at the Queen
                             D7 Db7 C7 B7
Only place that he's ever been

Always shouts out something obscene
      E          C7 B7          E          C7 B7
Such a dirty old man,            dirty old man

B7 C7 Db7 D A E, D A E



[E] Mean Mr Mustard sleeps [E7] in the park

Shaves in the [E] dark, trying to save paper
[B] Sleeps in a hole in the road  B7 C7 Db7 D7
Saving up to buy his new clothes D7 Db7 C7 B7
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a [E] mean old [C7 B7] man, [E] mean old [C7 B7] man

[E] His sister Pam works [E7] in a  shop
She never [E] stops she's a go-getter
[B] Takes him out to look at the Queen  B7 C7 Db7 D7
Only place that he's ever been  D7 Db7 C7 B7
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a [E] dirty old [C7 B7] man, [E] dirty old [C7 B7]man

B7 C7 Db7 D A E, D A E

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