Ballad Of John And Yoko ? The Beatles Hope you enjoy my interpretation of this song ... Garry Smythe Please e - mail any corrections to:- g.smythe@sky.com =========================================================================== BEATLES SING THIS IN ?E? VERSE 1 E Standing in the dock at Southampton, Trying to get to Holland or France E7 The Man in the Mac said, you gotta go back You know they didn?t even give us a chance CHORUS A E Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be B7 E The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. VERSE 2 E Finally made the plane into Paris Honeymooning down by the Seine E7 Peter brown called to say, you can make it ok You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain CHORUS A E Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be B7 E The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. VERSE 3 E Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton Talking in our beds for a week E7 The newspapers said what you doing in bed I said we're only trying to get us some peace CHORUS A E Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be B7 E The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. BRIDGE A Saving all your money for a rainy day Giving all your clothes to charity Last night the wife said oh boy when you?re dead B7 You don?t take nothing with you but your soul.. B7 Think! VERSE 4 E Made a lightning trip to Vienna Eating chocolate cake in a bag E7 The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head They look just like two gurus in drag? CHORUS A E Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be B7 E The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. VERSE 5 E Caught the early plane back to London Fifty acorns tied in a sack E7 The men from the press say "We wish you success It's good to have the both of you back" CHORUS A E Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be B7 E The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. B7 E The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. INSTUMENTAL LINE TO FINISH B7 E XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX VERSE 1 D Standing in the dock at Southampton, Trying to get to Holland or France D7 The Man in the Mac said, you gotta go back You know they didn?t even give us a chance CHORUS G D Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be A7 D The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. VERSE 2 D Finally made the plane into Paris Honeymooning down by the Seine D7 Peter brown called to say, you can make it ok You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain CHORUS G D Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be A7 D The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. VERSE 3 D Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton Talking in our beds for a week D7 The newspapers said what you doing in bed I said we're only trying to get us some peace CHORUS G D Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be A7 D The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. BRIDGE G Saving all your money for a rainy day Giving all your clothes to charity Last night the wife said oh boy when you?re dead A7 You don?t take nothing with you but your soul.. A7 Think! VERSE 4 D Made a lightning trip to Vienna Eating chocolate cake in a bag D7 The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head They look just like two gurus in drag? CHORUS G D Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be A7 D The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. VERSE 5 D Caught the early plane back to London Fifty acorns tied in a sack D7 The men from the press say "We wish you success It's good to have the both of you back" CHORUS G D Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be A7 D The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. A7 D The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. INSTUMENTAL LINE TO FINISH A7 D XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX VERSE 1 G Standing in the dock at Southampton, Trying to get to Holland or France G7 The Man in the Mac said, you gotta go back You know they didn?t even give us a chance CHORUS C G Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be D7 G The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. VERSE 2 G Finally made the plane into Paris Honeymooning down by the Seine G7 Peter brown called to say, you can make it ok You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain CHORUS C G Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be D7 G The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. VERSE 3 G Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton Talking in our beds for a week G7 The newspapers said what you doing in bed I said we're only trying to get us some peace CHORUS C G Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be D7 G The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. BRIDGE C Saving all your money for a rainy day Giving all your clothes to charity Last night the wife said oh boy when you?re dead D7 You don?t take nothing with you but your soul.. D7 Think! VERSE 4 G Made a lightning trip to Vienna Eating chocolate cake in a bag G7 The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head They look just like two gurus in drag? CHORUS C G Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be D7 G The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. VERSE 5 G Caught the early plane back to London Fifty acorns tied in a sack G7 The men from the press say "We wish you success It's good to have the both of you back" CHORUS C G Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be D7 G The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. D7 G The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. INSTUMENTAL LINE TO FINISH D7 G XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX VERSE 1 C Standing in the dock at Southampton, Trying to get to Holland or France C7 The Man in the Mac said, you gotta go back You know they didn?t even give us a chance CHORUS F C Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be G7 C The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. VERSE 2 C Finally made the plane into Paris Honeymooning down by the Seine C7 Peter brown called to say, you can make it ok You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain CHORUS F C Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be G7 C The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. VERSE 3 C Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton Talking in our beds for a week C7 The newspapers said what you doing in bed I said we're only trying to get us some peace CHORUS F C Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be G7 C The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. BRIDGE F Saving all your money for a rainy day Giving all your clothes to charity Last night the wife said oh boy when you?re dead G7 You don?t take nothing with you but your soul.. G7 Think! VERSE 4 C Made a lightning trip to Vienna Eating chocolate cake in a bag C7 The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head They look just like two gurus in drag? CHORUS F C Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be G7 C The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. VERSE 5 C Caught the early plane back to London Fifty acorns tied in a sack C7 The men from the press say "We wish you success It's good to have the both of you back" CHORUS F C Christ you know it ain?t easy, you know how hard it can be G7 C The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. G7 C The way things are going, they?re gonna crucify me. INSTUMENTAL LINE TO FINISH G7 C XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX