Tom: E5 E5 B5 Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick A5 E5 The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick E5 B5 The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard A5 E5 I was getting kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard E5 B5 There was aphids on the lettuce and I ate every one A5 E5 And after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue E5 B5 Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat A5 E5 And the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat E5 B5 My stomach was tremblin' and I broke out in a rash A5 E5 I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash E5 B5 So I went and found a hose tore off all my clothes A5 E5 Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose E5 B5 Some old lady came along and she flat out was a freak A5 E5 So she beat me with her handbag 'til I could hardly speak E5 B5 I was lying there naked my body badly bruised A5 E5 In a pool of my own blood unconscious and confused E5 B5 When the cops came and got me and threw me in their van A5 E5 And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand E5 B5 They took me to the judge his eyes were glowing red A5 E5 The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead E5 B5 The sheriff was a hell-hound with fangs and claws A5 E5 The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls E5 B5 The air was getting thick the smoke was getting thicker A5 E5 The judge read the verdict said Cut off his head E5 B5 Well they placed me on the altar they raised up the axe A5 E5 My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks E5 B5 I noticed all the smoke machines cameras and lights A5 E5 Some guy with a microphone runnin' around dancin' in tights and I noticed E5 B5 The crew and the band playin' down below A5 E5 And I realized I was in a rock 'n' roll [video] E5 B5 So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour A5 E5 And I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure E5 B5 I made out with the groupies started fires backstage A5 E5 Made a lot of money and I gave it all away E5 B5 Well the band got killed so I started a solo career A5 E5 And I won all the awards and I drank all the beer E5 B5 I opened up a taco stand just to smell the smell A5 E5 Cookin' with the devil, fryin' down in hell
