...ALL YOU CAN EAT... by Ben Folds
---------------------.............

*from 'Sunny 16 E.P' (2003)*


*CAPO 5th FRET*

(Original Key: F)


Verse 1:

C                    C/B
 Son look at all the people,
        Am         G
In this restaurant,
F           Em                Dm7
 What d'you think they weigh?
C            C/B           Am          G
 And out the window to the parking lot,
         F                            G
At their SUVs taking all of the space.

Chorus 1:

Am    G       F
 They give no fuck,
     Em      Dm7                G
They talk as loud as they want.

Am    G       F
 They give no fuck,
Em       Dm7
 Just as long as there's,
G           C
 Enough for them.

Verse 2:

C                 C/B
 Gotta get on the microphone,
        Am       G
Down at Wallmart,
F                Em
 Talk about some shit,
            Dm7
That's been on my mind,
C               C/B
 Talk about the state,
              Am             G
Of this great nation of ours,
       F
People look to your left,
                        G
Yeah look to your right.

Chorus 2:

Am    G       F
 They give no fuck,
     Em      Dm7               G
They talk as loud as they want.

Am    G       F
 They give no fuck,
Em       Dm7
 Just as long as there's,
G           C
 Enough for them.

Piano Solo:

Am  G  F  E7,
F  G, Dm7
Am  G  F  E7,
F  G, Dm7
Am  G  F  E7,
F  G,
Am  G  F  E7,
Dm7

Verse 3:

C                    C/B
 Son look at all the people,
              Am       G
Lining up for plastic,
F
 Wouldn't you like,
   Em              Dm7
To see them in the National Geographic?
C               C/B
 Squatting bare-assed,
       Am          G
In the dirt eating rice from a bowl,
       F
With a towel on their head,
            G
And maybe a bone in their nose.

Verse 4:

C         C/B            Am
 See that asshole with a peace-sign,
       G
On his licence plate,
F              Em
 Giving me the finger,
               Dm7
And running me out of his lane,
C            C/B
 God made us number one,
           Am           G
Because he loves us the best,
Well maybe He should,
   F
Go bless someone else,
For a while; give us a rest,

Am    G             F
 (They give no...),
         Em    Dm7     G
Yeah and every-one can see,
Am    G            F
 (They give no...)
      Em    Dm7             G
We've eaten all that we can eat.

Outro:

(Piano Solo)

Am  G  F  E7,
F  G, Dm7
Am  G  F  E7,
F  G, Dm7
Am  G  F  E7,
F  G,
Am  G  F  E7,
Dm7, C


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
---------------

   C       C/B     Am      G

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x32010  x20010  x02210  320003

   F       Em      Dm7     E7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 133211  022000  xx0211  020100


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)