Amnesia
 Bill Morrissey
* Capo on 1 Play like C-F-C-G, etc.

Chorus:
[C]I got am[F]nesia this [C]morning, 
I got [G]hit on the [C]head.
[C]And I [F]woke up to[C]day 
in A [G] hospital [C]bed.

Verse:
[C]I can't re[F]member my [C]name, 
but [G]one thing is [C]clear,
[C]I [F]must have in[C]surance 
or they'd [G]not keep me [C]here.

[C]So [F]maybe I'm [C]rich, maybe [G]in debt a [C]lot,
[C]If they [F]come to col[C]lect, I'll just [G]say I for[C]got.

[Repeat Chorus]
[C]I got am[F]nesia this [C]morning, 
I got [G]hit on the [C]head.
[C]And I [F]woke up to[C]day 
in A [G]hospital [C]bed.

[C] Are my [F] friends all [C] hip? Do they [G] play tenor [C]  sax?
[C] Or [F] belt their pants at [C] their armpits and[G]   wear plastic [C] pen-packs?


[C] Do I have [F] honest [C]work, 
or lead a [G]  life of [C]crime?
[C] Please [F] shoot me [C] dead 
if I'm a [G]  lawyer or a [C] mime.

[Repeat Chorus]+ "Harmonica!"

[C]I got am[F]nesia this [C]morning, 
I got [G]hit on the [C]head.
[C]And I [F] woke up to[C]day 
in A [G]hospital [C]bed.>

[C] Now what [F] is my [C] religion? 
I hope [G]  I'm a [C]Buddhist.
[C] I [F] could be A [C] Hindu, 
A Catholic [G] or A [C] nudist.

[C] What if  [F] I'm [C] born-again 
or in [G] some weirdo [C] sect?
[C] I know [F] I'm not [C] Jewish, 
I looked [G]  down and I [C] checked.

[Repeat Chorus]

[C]I got am[F]nesia this [C]morning, 
I got [G]hit on the [C]head.
[C]And I [F] woke up to[C]day 
in A [G]hospital [C]bed.