Capo II 
 
INTRO: C5  C5  F5  C5   (4x) 
 
C5 
Sittin' on the sofa just watchin' TV 

Flippin' thru the channels and what do I see 
   C5 
A swimsuit model on the Cozumel sand 
    C5 
And some lucky guy with a towel in his hand 
F5 
Holdin' it up as she changes her suit 
        G5                                    C5   N C 
Gettin' all the best shots at the photo shoot 
 
CHORUS: 
                     F5                        C5 
How do you get that job, that's what I wanna know 
                     G5                            C5 
Wherever he went to school, that's where I wanna go 
C5             F5                            C5      C5 G5 A5 
Holdin' up that towel, he's got it all figured out, yessireebob 
                  C5                       G5                       C5 
How hard could it be, that's the life for me, how do you get that job 
 
Well there's doctors and lawyers with Ph.D's 

Who spend half their lives just to get their degrees 

There's pro balls players we can all name 

Who spend every wakin' hour tryin' to master their game 

Then there's the guy with no talent by the girl with no clothes 

On the beach by the ocean in Mexico 
 
CHORUS 
 
SOLO 
 
Spoken over SOLO: --So Jack, you gotta tell me, what do you talk about 

                            when they're changin'? 

                  --Oh, the usual Blaine...quantam physics, foreign policy... 

                  --Yeah, that's great; you ever sneak a look over the towel? 

                  --You want the truth Blaine?   You can't handle the truth. 
 
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C5 G5 A5 
 
A5                      C5           G5 
Hey that's the life for me, yessireebob 
                       C5  
How do you get that job