verses E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|--44444------44444------------------------| D|--44444-4444-44444-4444-66666-222222------| A|--22222-4444-22222-4444-66666-222222------| E|--------2222-------2222-44444-000000------| "It's Christmas Eve...." chorus E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-44---------------------------------------| D|-44-44--222222----------------------------| A|-22-44--222222----------------------------| E|----22--000000----------------------------| "All never talk to you again..." End on |-------| |-------| |--4----| |--4----| |--2----| |-------| It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped 2 f*ckin presents It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped 2 f*ckin presents And I hate hate hate your guts I hate hate hate you guts and all never talk to you again unless your dad will s*ck me off all never talk to you again unless your mom will touch my c*ck all never talk to you again e*acul*ted to a sock all never talk to you again (chorus) its labor day and my grandpa just ate 7 f*ckin hotdogs labor day and my grandpa just ate 7 f*ckin hotdogs and he sh*t sh*t his pants and he sh*t sh*t his pants and all never talk to you again (verse) all never talk to you again unless your dad will s*ck me off all never talk to you again unless your mom will touch my c*ck all never talk to you again e*acul*ted to a sock all never talk to you again all never talk to you again (chorus)