BLOODHOUND GANG - ALTOGETHER OOKY 

  Verse I

F
Caught you
              Am    C
Sniffing my boxers
F
Who the fuck does that
          Am     C
At Red Lobster?
F
Creepy
                       Am     C
Like when Tom Cruise laughs
F
That's how your finger
             Am    C
Felt in my ass


  Chorus

           F                                          
I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with
    C
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
  F                    Dm                 Am       C
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl

/ F / Dm / Am / C / X2 

  
  Verse II

  F
The way
             Am       C
Your kisses tasted
  F  
Skeeve me the hell out
               Am     C
Like shitting naked
  F
Why would
                Am    C
I wanna stay friends?
F
Rather get raped by
         Am    C
Clowns again


  Chorus

           F                                          
I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with
    C
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
  F                    Dm                 Am       C
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl

           F                                          
I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with
    C
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
  F                    Dm                 Am       C
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl


    F            Dm
I rub the lotion on the skin
    Am             C
Or else I get the hose again
    F            Dm
I rub the lotion on the skin
    Am             C
Or else I get the hose again
    F            Dm
I rub the lotion on the skin
    Am             C
Or else I get the hose again
    F            Dm
I rub the lotion on the skin
    Am             C
Or else I get the hose again
    F            Dm
I rub the lotion on the skin
    Am             C
Or else I get the hose again
    F            Dm
I rub the lotion on the skin
    Am             C
Or else I get the hose again...