[Intro]
F# D#m A#m C# (x2)
[Verse 1]
F# D#m A#m
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
C#
In the ham wallet
F# D#m A#m
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
C#
With the lap rocket
F# D#m A#m
Batter dip the cranny axe
C#
In the gut locker
F# D#m A#m
Retrofit the pudding hatch (ooh la la)
C#
With the boink swatter
[Pre-chorus]
B
If I get you in the loop when
B
I make a point to be straight with you then
F#
In lieu of the innuendo
C#m
In the end know my intent though
B
I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically
D#m C# F#
I don't wanna beat around the bush
[Chorus]
F# D#m A#m C#
Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.
F# D#m A#m C#
Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.
[Break]
F# D#m A#m C# (x2)
[Verse 2]
F# D#m A#m
Marinate the nether rod
C#
In the squish mitten
F# D#m A#m
Power drill the yippee bog
C#
With the dude piston
F# D#m A#m
Pressure wash the quiver bone
C#
In the bitch wrinkle
F# D#m A#m
Cannonball the fiddle cove (ooh la la)
C#
With the pork steeple
[Pre-chorus]
B
If I get you in the loop when
B
I make a point to be straight with you then
F#
In lieu of the innuendo
C#m
In the end know my intent though
B
I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically
D#m C# F#
I don't wanna beat around the bush
[Chorus]
F# D#m A#m C#
Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.
F# D#m A#m C#
Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.
[Break]
F# D#m A#m C# (x2)
[Outro]
F#
Put the you know what
D#m
In the you know where
A#m
Put the you know what
C#
In the you know where
F#
Put the you know what
D#m
In the you know where
A#m
Put the you know what
C#
In the you know where
F#
Pronto
