Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang

Easy-to-play Version by Meik

Intro:  C  am  em  G (repeat 1x)

C    am               em
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
G
In the ham wallet

C      am              em
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
G
With the lap rocket

C      am             em
Batter dip the cranny ax
G
In the gut locker

C    am              em
Retrofit the pudding hatch...Ooh la la
G
With the boink swatter

Bridge:
F                                                                            
If i get you in the loop when
F
I make a point to be straight with you then
C                                    
In lieu of the innuendo 
em              
in the end know my intent though
F
I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically
C             G               C
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Refrain:
C       am      em      G
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
C       am      em      G
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

C   am              em       
Marinate the nether rod
G
In the squish mitten

C     am               em
Power drill the yippee bog
G
With the dude piston

C        am              em
Pressure wash the quiver bone
G
In the bitch wrinkle

C     am              em
Cannonball the fiddle cove...Ooh la la
G
With the pork steeple

Bridge:
F                                                                            
If i get you in the loop when
F
I make a point to be straight with you then
C                                    
In lieu of the innuendo 
em              
in the end know my intent though
F
I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically
C             G               C
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Refrain:
C       am      em      G
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
C       am      em      G
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

C
Put the you know what 
am
in the you know where
em
Put the you know what 
G
in the you know where
C
Put the you know what 
am
in the you know where
em
Put the you know what 
G
in the you know where
C
Pronto