Standard Tuning

Chords are constant throughout (F, G, Am), so as always, listen to the song and
it'll make sense. Good luck with the vocals...

FTimes (133211@1)New Roman you know the type
                  GCalling (320003@1)me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype
                   AmTough (x02210@1)guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
                 FGave (133211@1)your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
                 GShoulder's (320003@1)got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
            AmKnow (x02210@1)what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
                 F (133211@1)          
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
                    GCompletely (320003@1)incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
                   AmHow (x02210@1)can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
                  FI (133211@1)choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
     GIf (320003@1)I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
             AmThat's (x02210@1)why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee


F (133211@1)                      G (320003@1)                 Am (x02210@1)All in all you're just another dick with no balls


FMama (133211@1)said talk this out and resolve
      GDon't (320003@1)wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
      AmDoggy (x02210@1)paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
           FGive (133211@1)you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
          GHeard (320003@1)you like your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered
     AmWife (x02210@1)beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
               FGivin' (133211@1)me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
                  GWanna (320003@1)snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
               AmNo (x02210@1)sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time
                  FHere's (133211@1)the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
                GNow (320003@1)we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
                       AmDefinitely (x02210@1)showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone

(chorus)

F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)  AmRight (x02210@1)turn Clyde (repeat as long as it takes)