THE BALLAD OF CHASEY LAIN

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1.Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain, I'm your biggest fan,

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    I just wanted to ask,    could I eat your ass?

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    Write back as soon as you can !

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You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick,

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I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time.

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You've had a lotta dick, Chasey,       but you ain't had mine.

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2. Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain, ya never wrote me back,

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    how could I ever eat your ass when ya treat

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    your biggest fan like that?         + REFRAIN  + E

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3. Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain, this letter is my last.

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    As your biggest fan, I must demand,

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    you let me eat your ass          + CHORUS   + E

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    P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey, Chasey this is my mom and dad,

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     now show ?em them titties, now show ?em them titties !  (2 x)
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    Would you fuck me for blue?

(capo 4th)

    (Bloodhound Gang)