I Believe.... From the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again Artists: Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy, BIll Engvall the entire deal, jokes and all, it took a while so i hope you enjoy this thing and hey, if i got some words wrong, sorry, its tough to understand larry on some occasions... I Believe (or for the spanish, "yo believeo") E)-----2-------------2--------------------------------- B)--------3-------------3--------2--------2------------ G)-----------2-------------2-------2--------2------3--- D)--0------------0-------------------2--------2----4--- A)----------------------------0---------0----------4--- E)-------------------------------------------------2--- larry:i believe that britney spears should be one of baskin robbins 31 flavors....two scoops E)-----2-------------2-----------2---------2---------------------------- B)--------3-------------3----------3---------3------2--------2---------- G)-----------2-------------2---------2---------2------2--------2-------- D)--0------------0------------0---------0---------------2--------2---6-- A)------------------------------------------------0--------0---------4-- E)-------------------------------------------------------------------5-- bill:i believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process E)-----2-------------2-----------2------------------------------------0x-- B)--------3-------------3----------3-------2--------2--------2--------1x-- G)-----------2-------------2---------2-------2--------2--------2------0x-- D)--0------------0------------0----------------2--------2--------2----2x-- A)--------------------------------------0---------0--------0----------3x-- E)------------------------------------------------------------------------ ron:i believe that ignorance of the law is no excuse, and im quoting a new york city judge on this one E)-----2-------------2-----------2------------------------------------9b--9b--9b--9b- B)--------3-------------3----------3-------2--------2--------2----------------------- G)-----------2-------------2---------2-------2--------2--------2--------------------- D)--0------------0------------0----------------2--------2--------2------------------- A)--------------------------------------0---------0--------0------------------------- E)----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- foxworthy:how old are you? larry:old enough to learn how to play this song bill:well whens your birthday? larry:february 17th foxworthy:no what year is your birthday? larry:every year bill:you asked larry:february 17th E)-----2-------------2-------------------------------------11b---- B)--------3-------------3------------2----------2----------------- G)-----------2-------------2------------2----------2-------------- D)--0------------0------------0------------2----------2----------- A)--------------------------------------------0------------------- E)---------------------------------------------------------------- foxworthy:i believe you show me a 3-year old runing around a flee market in his underpants drinking coca cola out of a baby bottle, ill show you a future nascar fan E)-----2-------------2----------------------------------------- B)--------3-------------3------------2----------2----------4--- G)-----------2-------------2------------2----------2-------5--- D)--0------------0------------0------------2----------2----5--- A)--------------------------------------------0------------3--- E)------------------------------------------------------------- larry:i believe that sometimes you gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment E)----2--------2------2------------------------------------- B)-----3--------3------3-----2--------2--------2------------ G)------2--------2------2-----2--------2--------2----------- D)--0------0--------0----------2--------2--------2-------0-- A)-------------------------0---------0--------0----------2-- E)---------------------------------------------------3b--3-- ron:i believe i will have a scotch----oh waite, ive already got one, go ahead, never mind E)----2--------2----------------------0--- B)-----3--------3------2--------2-----3--- G)------2--------2------2--------2----3--- D)--0------0-------------2--------2------- A)------------------0---------0----------- E)---------------------------------------- bill:i believe the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach, its a little further south E)----2--------2---------------------------3---- B)-----3--------3------2--------2----3--3--3--2- G)------2--------2------2--------2---4--2--0--2- D)--0------0-------------2--------2--4--0--0--2- A)------------------0---------0------2--0--2--0- E)-----------------------------------------3---- foxworthy:i believe the only thing worse than having diarea is trying to have it quitly in a public restroom larry:i believe in that...thats why when i get that i always go into the crippled stool foxworthy:the crippled stool? larry:yeah cause if you get that, the crippled stool they always keep clean so you know its not dirty, and you got a lot of room for stretching your legs out, and you got rails for power squeezing foxworthy:he's thought this out larry:i believe the crippled stool is the cadillac of the pooping stools E)-----2-------------2-----------2---------2----------------------------------------15-16-15-16-15-13-14-- B)--------3-------------3----------3---------3-----2--------2--------2-------2---------------------------- G)-----------2-------------2---------2---------2-----2--------2--------2-------2-------------------------- D)--0------------0------------0---------0--------------2--------2--------2-------2------------------------ A)-----------------------------------------------0---------0--------0------0------------------------------ E)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- foxworthy:your turn larry:i believe that guns dont kill people, husbands who come home early do E)----2--------2---------------------2-- B)-----3--------3------2--------2----3-- G)------2--------2------2--------2---2-- D)--0------0-------------2--------2--0-- A)------------------0---------0--------- E)-------------------------------------- foxworthy:i believe that if you cant say anything nice about people, you must be talking about hilary clinton E)---2-------2-------------------3-- B)----3-------3-----2-------2----3-- G)-----2-------2-----2-------2---0-- D)--0------0----------2-------2--0-- A)----------------0--------0-----2-- E)-------------------------------3-- bill:i believe the phrase time in a bottle refers to the amount of beer you can drink before last call E)---2-------2----------------- B)----3-------3-----2------3--- G)-----2-------2-----2-----2--- D)--0------0----------2----2--- A)----------------0------------ E)----------------------------- foxworthy:i believe if you let somebody cut in front of you in traffic and they dont give you the little wave, it should be perfectly legal to get up underneath 'em, put 'em lose, and put 'em into the wall E)---2-------2----------------- B)----3-------3-----2------2--- G)-----2-------2-----2-----2--- D)--0------0----------2----2--- A)----------------0--------0--- E)----------------------------- ron:i believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party thats it, that took too long for a joke song, so you better rate it good and have fun with it
