For the intro and the break with the computer noises, just play the A chord.

Verse:
(the F and G are played as barre chords)

A                E
Jubilee slouches in the settee

D                        F    G
He losing all will to move

A            E
He gone divy too much telly

D                             F   G
He watching 24 hours of rubbish

A             E
He got butane he got plastic bags

D                               F   G
His eyes are going square oh yeah

A           E
He no raver just anti social

D                    F    G
He no going to cut his hair


Chorus:
C#sD                                    D#sE
He dresses incorrectly, no one told him seventeen.  He not mean enough.

C#sD                                    D#sE
He dresses incorrectly, no one told him seventeen.

      C             Bb
He no keen on being like anyone else.


Outro:

C                         Bb
He not keen on being like anyone.

C                   Bb
He's not being like anyone.

C                  Bb     C
Jubilee's not like anyone else.