INTRO: Em - C - G - D Em - C - D - G - D - G G D Everytime i go to dinner G D it seems like im getting a little bit thinner G D I'll sit down at the breakfast table G D i can talk, but theyre not able G D When i look at them i find G D there's a single question on their mind. G D i wish it could go back to the way it was G D Em its not easy no because... C G My whole family thinks im gay D G i guess its always been that way. C G Maybe its cause of the way i walk, D Em - C - G - D Em - C - D - G - D - G that makes them think that i like...boys G D The goddamn question just wont go away G D cause i get asked every single day G D but the way they ask it is no disguise, G D like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" G D This is the worst, baby this was my fear G D Em Now their opinions are crystal clear. C G My whole family now is shocked, D G I'm in the closet and the door is locked. C G Now my glory days are gone, D Em - C - G - D Em - C - D - G - D - G I was John Elway now im Elton John. C G My whole family now suspects, D G That watching spongebob had side-effects. C G But im not gay and thats what i said, D (random awful sounds while you pretend to choke) If i'm gay then god strike me dead. C G Just cause i go to an all-guys school, D G Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool. C G When I go outside, what do i see? D Em - C - G - D Em - C - D - G - D - G The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G" C G I think that God might think im gay, D G What does he know anyway. C G My grandma gave me a present just last year, D Em - C - G - D Em - C - D - G - D - G and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!" C G My whole family thinks im "fab" D (strum once) G There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab! C G Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way, D Em - C - G - D Em - C - D - G - D - G Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay. G D Just cause I'm afraid of the snow, G D (strum once) Or my favorite color is, the rainbow. G D I dont mean to yell but i fear i must, G D Em Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust. G D (strum once) Em - C - G - D Em - C - D - G - D - G Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding Em C You all probably think I'm gay, D G Man this song is counterproductive... D G la la la la la... Em - C - G - D Em - C - D - G - D - G I'm not gay I swear C G Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay, D G What am i suppose to say? C G Baby you gotta see right through the haze, G D Easy-Bake oven was just a phase. C G My whole family thinks i'm queer, D G That is all i ever hear, C G But ive been as straight as a ramp, D Em - C - G - D Em - C - D - G - D - G If you dont count Bible camp. Don't count camp...
