Bon Jovi & Sir Bob Geldof I Don't Like Mondays Bb F The silicon chip inside her head D# F Gets switched to overload Bb F Nobody's gonna go to school today, D# F She's gonna make them stay at home, Gm F And daddy doesn't understand it, Bb D# He always said she was good as gold, D# And he can see No reasons D# 'Cause there are No reasons D# F What reason do you need to be shown. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Bb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. D# Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Bb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. D# F I want to shoot the whole day down. Bb F The telex machine is kept so clean, D# F And it types to a waiting world, Bb Her mother feels so shocked, F Father's world is rocked, D# F And their thoughts turned to their own little girl. Gm F Well, sweet sixteen ain't she peachy keen, Bb D# And it ain't so neat to admit defeat, D# There could be No reasons D# Because there are No reasons D# F What reason do you need. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Bb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. D# Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Bb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. D# F Gm I'm gonna shoot the whole day down, down, down D# Gm D# I'll shoot it all down. Bb F And all the playing's stopped in the playground now D# F She want to play with her toys a while. Bb F And school is out, oh and soon we will learn that D# F the lesson today is how to die. Gm And then the bullhorn crackles, F D# And the captain tackles with the problems and the Bb how's and why's D# And he can see No reasons D# 'Cause there are No reasons D# F What reason do you need to die, die. Oh! Oh! Oh! Bb F The silicon chip inside her head D# F Got switched to overload Bb F Oh! Oh! Nobody?s gonna go to school today, D# F She?s gonna make them stay at home, Gm F And daddy doesn't understand it, Bb D# He always said she was good as gold, D# And he can see No reasons D# 'Cause there are No reasons D# F What reason do you need to be shown. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Bb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. D# Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Bb Tell me why F I don't like, (Tell me why) I don't like D# Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Bb Tell me why F I don't like, (Tell me why) I don't like D# Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. Bb Tell me why F I don't like Mondays. D# F Gm I want to shoot the whole day down. Bb D# F Bb Oo oo oooooo!